sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
by uhnanimuss May 08, 2012
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Sword Fight

The battle that takes place over a female at a predominately male party or gathering.
I could not talk to the only hot girl there because there was already a sword fight around her.
by LeeL October 29, 2007
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sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.
Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.
by Rudy H March 02, 2007
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I bet those two faggots go home and sword fight all night
by Fishrman July 17, 2003
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Sword fight

Where two males grab their 9 inch swords and touch them together until they cum in each other's eyeballs, when this is achieved they proceed to enjoy anal x
"Oh yeah did you see Sam and Ellis have a sword fight!'
by Bigpenismason March 06, 2017
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Sword fight

When 2 gay guys use their dicks as swords and fight
Zachary and Jordan were having a sword fight
by I have 2 dads October 31, 2015
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sword fighting

when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight
from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar
by Chris4545 December 23, 2006
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