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Chatroulette Sword Fight 

When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.
Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.

Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight
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flaccid sword fight 

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.
Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!
flaccid sword fight by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

Eskimo sword fight 

When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos
Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy
Eskimo sword fight by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

Russian Sword Fight 

A game where two men touch their flaccid penises together until one becomes erect, the loser of the Russian Sword Fight. Way too much time on our hands in the oilfield, Jared and Scott were there.
That sure was a fun Russian Sword Fight last night!
Russian Sword Fight by Oilfield worm December 19, 2017

Midnight sword fight 

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.
"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

Facebook Sword fight 

One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.
Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.

cajun sword fight 

When you pour hot sauce on your dick and sword fight with other guys
Hey guys i got some hot sauce, wanna cajun sword fight?
cajun sword fight by midget d April 15, 2015