crossing swords

The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.

'Bubba and I tag-teamed Cindy Lou and we ended up crossing swords! Nasty!'

by Syd Barrett May 2, 2006

swordswallower

A girl who deep throats.

I think I'm in love! My new girl is a swordswallower

by mofuckingdude May 22, 2006

trading he-man swords

a homosexual activity.

They have been trading he-man swords since back in the day.

by dorkicorn November 23, 2013

Swordsman

Basically, a man who fucks alot of hot women. He is not quite a player, nor a pimp. He isn't a heartthrob either. He just fucks hot women and exists.

Father: did you hear that Brad Penny fucked both eliza dushku and alyssa milano?
Son: Wow, what a swordsman!

by t7j939 June 18, 2009

Douche Swoosh

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.

The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.

by DuckFarse April 2, 2010

swordswallower

Noun- Term of endearment. Like the sideshow act, a person who is able to swallow long rods of steel down into the belly. See Guiness book.

"Holy cow you fucking swordswallower!! How long has it been since I fingered your girlfriend?!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.

Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.

by TonyTone June 25, 2006