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Swoll

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked
Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up
by 333,22,1 October 31, 2011
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betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.
Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.
by Delboy123 August 30, 2008
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Swollgasm

the intense feeling of self gratification when in the act of or being admired for ones large muscular physique
Dennis was overcome by an intense swollgasm when he realized that his shirt was cutting off the circulation of his bulging biceps.
by MANdler September 16, 2010
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Swoll

by Kevin Rice October 13, 2003
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Swollicity

An overall measure of swoleness taking into account muscle size/strength, body fat, hip-to-waist ratio, vein visibility, and lifting schedule.
I haven't worked out for a month and I can feel my swollicity falling! HGH having no effect!... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010
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swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.
He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.
by lane3192 September 10, 2014
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Swollen Zombie

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.
by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017
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