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When people are annoying as fuck asking everyone to swipe up on their stories

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by Harleyhuntlol July 19, 2017

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Switzerland

A country which grew as the cantons-to-be (districts) formed political alliances swearing to help each other defend their territories; thus "Eidgenossenschaft", meaning "oath-community". Soon this motley crew of still independent states set out to conquer more land and eventually become the mighty country known as Switzerland. It should be noted that this procedure resulted in a territory comprising roughly 2x the size of New Jersey but more sinificant to the average Swiss, a territory smaller than Austria or even Bavaria. This fact should not be mentioned mockingly by any visitor to this 70%-alpine country unless he or she is intent on finding out if every male Swiss really does still store his army riffle in the wardrobe.
Switzerland is known for its neutral attitude towards all sorts of events in world history, although it should not be forgotten that it did try to invade Italy in 1515.

Should any two parties choose to start a war, Switzerland will demonstrate its neutrality by selling weapons to both parties.

Switzerland, hero of song and story!
Switzerland, winner of ancient glory!
Fighting for the right, fighting with its might;
With the strength of ten, ordinary lands!
Switzerland, people are safe when in it,

Switzerland, only the evil fear it!
Softness in its eyes, iron in its thighs;
Virtue in its heart, fire in every part of
The Mighty Switzerland!

(probably the inspiration for "the Mighty Hercules")

by TheMightyPling! January 11, 2012

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Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

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swigz

An exclamation of joy, occasionally used ironically. ex. "Kay, we sold 20 new lines" "Swigz!!"

'Kay, we sold 20 new lines!'

'Swigz'

by jfs June 6, 2015

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Swipies

Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.

Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.

Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.

by megabink September 23, 2019

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FANNY SWIPER

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

by pusicat January 3, 2011

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