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swifting

Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.
"Chance, quit swifting!"
by A friend of Mr. Swift February 27, 2010
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swifter

noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.
You'se such a swifter. And I don't mean the vacuum cleaner.
by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008
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Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.
"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum
by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012
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Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009
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Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.
John is very swift in combat.
by Minister May 14, 2005
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mampi swifter

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ
Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup
by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008
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Taylor Swifted

When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"
You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.
by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020
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