Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

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Stampede Variant

Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”

See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times

Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo

Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.

by kopking July 25, 2021

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Swamped Up

When one is particularly aroused, angry, or a large case of swamp ass.

I’m swamped up right now I saw a female today

by Swampedbandit March 26, 2022

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pussy stampede

a large gathering of females walking together or at one place.

up where I used to live in the boondocks, there was this lake where we used to see so damn many pussy stampedes.

by J Kennedy ghost September 5, 2010

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stampede

You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.

Those people were staring at your cock when we stampeded out of the restaurant

by michael cosby February 16, 2008

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Swamped

When you're gasping for a reason to not do something... Feverishly digging through your emails, but no one has sent you an email in a week... You might to have attend a meeting at work,.. But no. No you don't... Because you're officially swamped.

Your relatives invited you to a reunion but you're on staycation for the next two week but you won't make it because you're simply swamped.

Thanks for inviting me your baby shower, but I can't make it because my hectic schedule has me swamped.

by Xtb July 15, 2019

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