swanning

Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous

Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors

by woiseau June 13, 2008

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012

Swining

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."

by Rubes92 November 6, 2009

Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014

Swanning

To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water

Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning

by Sharnabeebaby July 7, 2017

Swining

The act of drinking wine and having sex

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

by T.Herm October 25, 2008

Snaining

A snow rain mix.

Is it raining? No. Is it snowing? No... it's snaining

by Pumpwumpkins January 24, 2015