Technically a mix of the words "swift" and "crafty", but you know what kind of definition you want to make of it. :
"Daaayuum shawty you so swafty!"
by a swafty shawty October 18, 2008
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In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.
Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".
He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.
Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".
He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
Get the swaffling mug.Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.
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by Wondering December 18, 2016
Get the swafford mug.A place in Norfolk where most of the inhabitants are either uneducated swine from farms, uneducated pikeys from the splashes, or 11 year olds who smoke weed, do crack cocaine and shit in the bushes at the park. Not to mention the mum's with 7 kids who illegally claim disability benefits, and the 13 year old hoes who wear boob tops and short shorts in December, because they can. Oh and the schools are shitholes aswell. The teachers are all batshit crazy, or like fiddling with kids.
Chav#1: "Yo, you wanna go to Swaffham at the weekend?"
Chav#2 :"Nah mate, Swaffham is a shithole full of druggies and pikeys.
Chav#2 :"Nah mate, Swaffham is a shithole full of druggies and pikeys.
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