Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.

by ThGy007 September 13, 2011

swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."

by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011

Swiffing out

When someone says he/she will do something and then does not do it because of of laziness, irresponsibility or worthlessness. Can also mean when someone needs to do a task within a certain timeframe and then gives notice of failure after the time has expired.

Sean: Hey Jeremy, can you get me my tickets before 6:00pm tomorrow?
Jeremy (at 6:30pm the next day): I will not be able to get you your tickets.
Sean: Damn, that Jeremy is always swiffing out...

by baaaaaaaab January 17, 2010

Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.

After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.

by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011

Swalling

The act of producing cringe, most often in a Norse manner.

- Hey Freddy! Stop Swalling around everywhere!
- I cant help it, I'm just too cringe and Norse!

by Nasborraren May 5, 2022

swiffling the nig

When someone is giving a hand job and they rub their finger on the tip of the penis. Or when you flick your earlobe...

Damn, that girl is so good at swiffling the nig, I busted.

by Vagdestron May 18, 2023

Sroffling

To suddenly roll on floor laughing

Without warning

Over something weird like your stomach sounding like a bear or an aeroplane.

SROFL

'that's sroffling material'

by Emma and Heather :D January 25, 2010