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Settling Season

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Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook
Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season
by Krkič August 3, 2019
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Settling in

When you move into a new house, you eat, shit in the new toilet, and wank all at the same time to become accustomed to your new surroundings.
Hey dude, hows the new place have you been settling in well?
by jjh927 September 13, 2020
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Suttleing

When in a Video Or Audio conference and the audio is stuttering and breaking in and out without the person that's talking being aware of it.
Oh, we can' hear him, he is suttleing again.
by TnerbHawk November 12, 2020
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surtling

(Verb)
Wrestling a snapping turtle so you can use it as a surfboard
Guy 1: I went surtling yesterday
Guy 2: oh I've always wanted to surtle

Wow, look at that surtler surtling over there!
by Caprine Hyacinth November 20, 2021
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Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.
He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.
by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022
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Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.
"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."
by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024
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