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Superintendunce

A stupid or incompetent superintendent (especially in construction and building industry).
That superintendunce told me this house is ready for gutters, but I showed up and it doesn't even have walls!
by ConstructionComputerGuy December 11, 2018
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SuperBowel™

Another name for the Super Bowl, the Supertolietbowl, the Commercialbowl, etc. -- the annual championship game between the NFC and AFC.
{Ron} Hey Steve? Happen to know who won the Super Bowl this year?
{Steve} I didn't watch the SuperBowel™; I'm just not into foot-testicle ya know.
by Telephony February 2, 2020
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Hobo Supermodel

A girl who lacks financial means, but still somehow manages to sport all the latest fashions - either by wardrobing, shopping very carefully on ebay/in second-hand stores, by craftily modifying existing items of clothing to match current runway trends, or making her own clothes.

Many struggling designers are actually Hobo Supermodels - cash strapped, they make their own fashion out of whatever they can get their hands on.

Generally looked down upon by it girls, who are mostly too vain and stupid to realise that most of the dresses they pay stupid money for are being designed by people who started out as Hobo Supermodels.
"Check it out! I got these Jimmy Choos on sale for a quid!"

"You superb little hobo supermodel, you!"
by ClubBarf October 16, 2011
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Maintenence Superintendant

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.
Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation
by Knuds April 18, 2011
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superbowel

What happens after one over-eats at a Superbowl party.
After Johnny's superbowl party, Bobby had a serious case of superbowel.
by why are all the others chosen? February 24, 2011
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Superintendent

The job title of someone that isn't very important but thinks they are. They are given a superintendent title by senior managers who will then be able to get them to do lame, mediocre tasks that managers don't want to do. Usually superintendents have huge egos and are too dumb to realize they are being used by managers to do piss ant level work for very little extra money. Superintendents are the biggest joke in most large organizations.
"Hey, maybe people will think he's more important now he's a supervisor?"

"Bitch please, he ain't no supervisor, he's a superintendent. He's the joke of the whole company. And the only person that thinks he's more important now, is him"

"True that"
by Engineering Dictionary October 10, 2013
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Superlove

when you love someone more than words can ever express how much they mean to you
I superlove my girlfriend Khalicakes
by fa3262 November 16, 2010
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