sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

by jpg3 April 16, 2011

Spermen

Sperm and semen but together.

I was trying to say sperm and semen at the same time and i just got "spermen"

by Warzak July 24, 2009

sperm brow

overplucked eyebrows that resemble a single sperm, swimming towards the center of one's face.

Did you see Sally's overplucked eyebrows? That girl has a bad case of sperm brow!

by CLASH JCLC February 1, 2012

Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

supermassiveblackhole

A typical party game, when a group of people just lie on the floor and on each other, trying to get as comfortable as they can. Consisting of members of both sexes.

Basically an orgy,but with clothes on.

Twister, but without the bullshit.

Dude 1- "wanna go to a party? we will have a supermassiveblackhole!!!"
Dude 2- "sweet, i just hope it wont be a sausage fest "

by s@tellite November 1, 2011

Spermes

The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015