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Summer Slump

A period during summer in which a person performs inefficiently due to the excessive amount of free time on their hands.

The symptoms often include:
-remaining around the house for the majority of the day,
-sleeping in excessive amounts,
-persistent viewing of television,
-prolonged exposure to video games,
-neglecting personal hygiene,
-consuming large quantities of food (in most cases, junk food),
-loss of desire to leave their residence,
-and abstaining contact from the outside world other than Myspace/Facebook or the occasional trip to 7-11.

Causes: Lack of school or a job, absence of friends, insufficient funds, and/or lack of transportation.

Effects: Moodiness, weight gain, shortness of breath (most likely when a patient returns to school and must run the mile), insomnia, increase of nerdiness, shrinkage of intimacy, and/or depression.
Two weeks into summer vacation, Tom fell into the Summer Slump and we didn't see him for two months.
When we returned to school he mentioned that he had become a tenth prestige on "CoDWaW." We noticed that he had gained a few pounds and had broken up with his girlfriend, clearly effects of the Summer Slump.
by TORIxSAN June 10, 2009
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It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.

What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls
Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!
by Blackout Mystic May 24, 2013
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Summer Scrote

When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.
Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.
by thing3 May 11, 2010
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Summer Slut

Waiting until summer to flirt with, hook up with, or get involved with another. Called a summer slut because for the rest of the year you don't do anything like that. You wait until summer to start.
Stacey is such a summer slut. The whole school year she never went out or flirted with anyone but this passed summer she's hooked up with three different guys.
by SummerSlut October 6, 2008
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The Summer Set

A rock/pop/indie band straight out of Arizona. Brian Dales on vocals, John Gomez on guitar, Jessica Bowen on drums, Stephen Gomez on bass, and Josh Montgomery on guitar. Their ages range from 18-20 and they are enthusiastic, have tons of energy, and love meeting their fans. Bring them food if you see them on tour, they often have the munchies. If you ever have a problem, blame it on Brian, he deserves it.
Fangirl 1: "Hey did you see The Summer Set last night?!"
Fangirl2: "Yeah! I brought them hummus and they ate it all!"
by Keyskid April 23, 2009
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summer sag

The elongation of a male's scrotum due to summertime heat.
"JT says his balls are so heavy that with summer sag he'd be sittin' on 'em, but I think that's just his weak defense for wearing lame tighty whities."
by talbo June 11, 2008
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summer school

Summer school is a jail for people who fail at education.
Your badass man you served 2 months summer school time...
by craeyon March 26, 2007
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