Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.

Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.

by JMulan February 13, 2011

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

by WKid May 13, 2006

Suitcase School

A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.

Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."

Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."

by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011

cheap suitcase

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".

Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.

by Assbag666 May 28, 2013

suitcase college

A college or university where many students go back home every weekend.

It'd be easier to tag some Friday night ass here if this weren't such a suitcase college.

by E-Luv December 21, 2006

Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 02, 2013

Scarborough Suitcase

A 12 Pack of Beer.
Canadian Origin - Specifically the Toronto borough of Scarborough.
1970's and 1980's bottled beer came in 12 packs with cardboard handles that stuck out the top - making the package look a lot like a suitcase or toolbox.
Similar phrases - Souix Suitcase - Hammer Suitcase - Big Nickle Suitcase etc.
A term mainly used by hosers.

Lets hit the beer store and pick up a Scarborough Suitcase.

That hoser is on his way to the Bush Party and he's got himself his Scarborough Suitcase.

by Andre Molnar April 28, 2004