sockworthy

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.

What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.

by bobistheowl December 5, 2016

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suckmouth

1.to fail at life
2.a person who is constantly giving head.
3.am endearing term for a loved one.

my girl is such a suckmouth, it's awesome.
mom, your such a suckmouth.

by pedro the beaner July 12, 2011

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Slackworth

a name to describe a person with an incredibly low work rate, poor time keeping, and generally a good for nothing waste of space, or 'Slacker'.

i say, that Mike's a proper fooking Slackworth

by PaoloRossi March 13, 2009

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bubba duckworth

Illegitimate son of the fabled Phillip, and sibling to Michael. It is an old, legendary, Urban tale of a character named Bubba Duckworth abandoned by his father and sent to prison. After years of abuse from the dreaded inmate, Zumba Kinklodle, Bubba sets out on an adventure to infiltrate Michael's life to get back at his father, under the alter ego of Katherine.

This is the story of Bubba Duckworth

by raymond brown December 6, 2006

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