Sucktional

Sucktional- The amount and form of sucking required while giving head.

Damn that girls mouth made such an amazing sucktional vortex that she pulled my soul right out of me. Or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

by dirtyd1027 April 18, 2012

Spunkatron

A transformers nerd that frequently masturbates to the female characters in the franchise.

Wow! Shut up about Megan Fox you Spunkatron!

by +-Jaymie-+ March 18, 2015

Sickation

Sickation - when one has no vacation time left for the year at work, he or she may resort to use what is known as "sickation". Sick time taken off from work when in reality you were just out of vacation time.

"Hey, I noticed Hoppy is not at work today, is he sick?"
"No he is on sickation again!"

by JFred SUT December 16, 2009

spunkatronian

a person who is from the area of central Asia known as spunkatronia, here there is no water supply, thus the men of the towns gather together once a month to ejaculate in a reservoir therefore provides liquid for the population of spunkatronia, used for drinking, watering plants and showering, this causes mass pregnancy and increases the spread of S.T.D's.

"come to spunkatronia, its a fun day out for all the family"
"dude why does she have 13 kids and a cough?" : she must be a spunkatronian"
"for my gap year i spent a 6 weeks on a spiritual vacation jackin it with the spunkatronians"

by spunkatronian ftw December 13, 2012

suckatrocious

To suck SO BAD as to be both SUCKY and ATROCIOUS

Having to pay all of the holiday bills in January is SUCKATROCIOUS

by mikeybots January 11, 2011

sucktionary

What happens when the "word of the day" at Urban Dictionary are no longer Urban/Witty/Relevant.

See WOTDs-jack in, bullshit bingo, grab a wheel, pedexterity.

Lesley: What happened at Urban Dictionary? The words are all gay lately. Did they change staff?
Bob: Must of? Sounds like all the word are related to geeky white computer males.
Lesley: yah tell me about it. Imagine if some one starts poppin off and I throw out the newest Urban Slang I heard on UD and tell them I'm going to give them a "Thumb Lashing". I'd be laughed out the club son.
Bob: Urban sucktionary

by Lesley2272 October 16, 2008

sackathon

noun: when you two guys go jogging together. it is like a marathon with a lot of ball sacks

dan: hey jake, i have been gaining weight lately.
jake: thats bad for beach season! we should go on a 5 mile sackathon right now!

by jbeast34 July 11, 2011