Deli-strife

A stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce

Deli-worker: "Hey boss, there's a fly in the fridge, I've dropped coffee on the floor and there's fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. What should I do?!"

Deli-boss: "Leave me alone you useless twat! I can't deal with all this deli-strife today! I'm going for a fag."

by Markpj May 17, 2007

steifen

A sudden orgasmic feeling stimulated by random events that are not usually pleasuring. Quoted from Arnold Shwarzenegger's character in the movie "Junior."

Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a .... a steifen.

by Chadwick Merriwhether May 2, 2012

strife

Something you hold into when you're young

Commonly associated with holding your gonads

Squirrel #1: When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...

by thisismyusernamek November 3, 2012

cloud strife

the main character of the coolest video game ever: final fantasy 7.

"Let's mosey!" "Dang!!! again! can't you say move out or something cool like that?!" "umm... Move out!" - cloud strife and cid highwind

by Blitza Quadra April 13, 2003

Cloud Strife

1) Former member of Soldier who became a mercenary, hired by Avalanche

2) Defeater of Sephiroth and Jehova

3) Capable of using very large swords, like the 'Buster Sword'

4) Has spikey yellow hair

5) Childhood friend of Tifa Lockheart

"But the planets dieing Cloud!" - Barret

by David Auger April 19, 2003

Swife

Noun. A wife who is prepared for anything. Similar to a Swiss Army knife.

"I wish I had some floss."
Wife hands husband some travel size floss!
Wife is obviously a swife.

by Dejemi June 2, 2013

Strifed

A term that can be used in extreme cases of "ownage" and/or "pwnage", such times when "owned" or "pwned" just would not suffice. A term made popular by WOW:Uther's most legendary hunter Strifespain.

"Did you see that post Nick?"
"Yeah, that person really got strifed."

by toazron1 November 28, 2007