stumpmaster

A farm kid or sheepherder who has been generally unlucky with human females.

That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011

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Sacmaster

Defensive tight end with the ability to knock someone over without even touching them.

Also, a nickname of one such person.

Man, that guy is such a Sacmaster.

by jacknifesquid May 13, 2005

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submasternap

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

I was going to rub one out, but I was submasternapping before I even finished.

by subsubsublibrarian September 19, 2011

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When a floor installer usually of Serbian or possibly Romanian background is installing flooring on a staircase, but is so drunk they are unable to balance on one step and continuously fumble between two or more steps in an effort to maintain balance. This is usually done with a beer or brandy in hand and possibly a cel phone in the other hand. This exercise type of work could be the reason said person will likely be wearing track pants and a wife beater

Goran : What the hell is Dragan doing? He's so drunk he can't even balance on one step
Andrej: That bastard has been doing the Serbian stepmaster since noon!

by BaldFatGuy May 18, 2011

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