Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.
Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.
(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.
(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!
Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
by J Westeezy July 6, 2008
Get the Stuffed Mushroom mug.The act of stuffing your head or as much as of your head you can get into a women's ass or vagina. Not to be confused with Snuffaluffagus.
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A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010
Get the Crotch stuffer mug."It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
Get the chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash mug.1. An insult in which one is made to feel insignificant because of his/her chosen sexual orientation or desire to insert things into their booty. 2. A person who feeds a bum. 3. Also known as a Section-8 funeral director.
1. That dude is a dirty ole' bum-stuffer. 2. No need for example. 3. That's 3 shootings in the projects this week; he's quite the bum-stuffer.
by TKO-RichStone March 28, 2013
Get the bum-stuffer mug.When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell
by Austin B. January 31, 2005
Get the Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space mug.Male dog behavior where obsessive attention is paid own genitalia. This behavior often has appearance of auto-erotic behavior but may simply be self grooming. Snuffellatio is some times confused with masturbation. Ability to perform snuffellatio is much admired by male human beings. This behavior would mostly go unnoticed if not for the associated snuffling, snorkeling and snorting sounds.
Spot is definitely going down on himself again. Sounds like he is enjoying himself. So thats snuffellatio
Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.
Hey Dad Spot is in his no zone again.
Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.
Hey Dad Spot is in his no zone again.
by max'srocks May 24, 2010
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