Freddie Stroma

The most delicious actor in Harry Potter, and possibly the most attractive man on earth. He plays Cormac McLaggen, the Quidditch player with the hots for Hermione. In real life, he has a long term girlfriend and a degree in neuroscience. He's also an underwear model. Basically, he's hot.

Girl 1: Remember in Harry Potter when Freddie Stroma licked the ice cream off his fingers? That was so hot.
Girl 2: Oh my god I know, he's beautiful.

by freddielove July 17, 2009

Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.

She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.

by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

strumming

The girl version of wanking.

Celia spent a delightful evening strumming.

by A Lone Raw Nut January 23, 2006

White hand of Saruman

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.

"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."

by The Thurmanator March 16, 2010

strum me

fuck a bitch hoe

"strum my strings and let me soak in a bucket of marinade"
"strum me sauce hoe i want your saucy milk inside of my ivories"

by strummedonny December 22, 2017

Strumpet's Dribble

The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.

Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

Joe Strummer

One of the greatest people who ever has or ever will walk the face of this earth. He was a musician, a political activist, and an all around great guy. Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952. Fronted one of the greatest bands of all time, The Clash. After their breakup, he went on to have a solo career and work in film. In 1999, he formed Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, a great band. He died on December 22, 2002, at the age of 50. It just goes to show, only the good die young. RIP.

RIP, Joe Strummer, you were and still are awesome.

by Clash City Rocker January 7, 2006