sorostitute

Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.

She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.

She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.

That girl won't shut up about the Chi Phi party last night. What a sorostitute!

by koalaroo February 26, 2008

STOOSH

Definition:

Slang term for someone that acts superior, stuck up, conceited etc… also spelled (incorrectly. As stush)

American EnglishTranslation:

FUCKING STUCK UP

"Why dat likkle gyal ah act so stoosh!!!"

by ActualIslandGyal June 6, 2017

strossed

A state of utter destruction that results from a verbal or physical altercation with a Stross

Similar to: owned, wrecked, powned, shutdown, destroyed, obliterated

Sam: "the relation between interest rates and the exchange rate is inverse"
Ben: "you mean linear?"
Class: "get strossed"

by eco123 August 4, 2019

Sam Stosur

Best Aussie Tennis player to walk the face of this Earth.

"SAM STOSUR IS RAD!" - Andy

by hamama June 5, 2009

sorostitutionalize

To change the attitudes/beliefs of a girl who has recently joined a sorority to parallel that of a typical sorority girl.

Jenny used to be a tom boy, but after she joined Zeta Beta she was sorostitutionalized and started wearing dresses all the time. And giving out hand jobs.

by Mikey Killer May 22, 2011

Scrosexuality

An aphallic - which means ‘non penis’ centric sexual orientation solely focused on the scrotum which is the erotic focus. It is not a fetish it is a sexual orientation that basically The male can only be attracted to the female counterpart if she is more attracted to his scrotum more so than the rest of his body.

Many people love dick but balls are so much sexier when they hang low which is why I decided to date my boyfriend who identifies under the scrosexuality orientation

by TheFirstLove February 28, 2022

shroshnest

1.(n) A shrosh , which is a little puff ball animal that lives in a nest , therefore a shroshnest.
2. (adj) It can also be used to express feelings towards another.

1.There was a giant shroshnest hanging from the tree.
2.You fucking shroshnest!

by ChadJustin May 19, 2007