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strip club creep 

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

Strip Club Vacation

A strip club vacation is when you camp out in a tent for a few days because you cant afford to buy a hotel because you have been spending hundreds of dollars on fucking strippers.
Dude i totally gave that stripper like $500 and fucked her 12 times on that last strip club vacation. I regret nothing.

Strip Club Spaghetti 

When you meet a blonde stripper with a blonde hairy bush, while on her period and go down on her
Man I can’t wait to get me some Strip Club Spaghetti!

Strip Club 

A club that men go to filled with women that are in the same genetic line as them or somehow randomnly posessed by satan every couple of minutes. The women will proceed to arouse the men, take their clothes off and make little kissy faces. Women will work' a pole and try to glimmer their face with much make-up. Some get scholarships for college by rubbing them nipples at their biological second cousins that are bred the same genetic from their Aunt Hooker Fairy.
Gred went to the Strip Club on Saturday to give his aunt Lima some spare change for a toothbursh."

Casey "Bobby went to the Strip Club last night."
Kilo "Oh yeah, what he'd tell you about it?"
Casey "He said this his cousin on his aunt's side gave him a lap dance and then wobbled away kindof embarassed."
Kilo "Well what the fuck is wrong with her?"

I wish Obama would shut the Strip Clubs down what a way to go inbred.
Strip Club by wuwabee July 7, 2010

"Hang Ten" strip club lingo 

is when your at a strip club and you take a ten dollar roll of quarters and put the end in your mouth. the stripper with then straddle your head and with her pussy take the ten dollar roll of quarters out of your mouth and stand up and let them hang out of her pussy over your head!! just hope they dont fall out on you.
dude last night at the strip club me and the stripper were going to "hang ten" strip club lingo, but she was loose thats how i got this black eye.

Strip Club Soup 

When multiple girls squirt into a bowl and they serve it in a strip club
Damn did you taste that strip club soup it be banging
Strip Club Soup by Level5mutant September 13, 2020