by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014
Get the cooter stretcher mug.The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.
Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.
by The Squeeler April 18, 2009
Get the Penis stretcher mug.When you get so drunk that you pass out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. You then proceed to rat out some of your "friends."
Dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you passed out on the street!
by ghettotitties September 10, 2010
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Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched
Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched
by Ktrain81 June 03, 2019
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Get the pussy stretcher mug.Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
by anal12345 June 09, 2012
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