Fugg Stamp

To shit on your balls and then to tea bag someone.

Drew totally Fugg Stamped your mother last night, she had fesses all over where the tea bag dropped. or Drew gave your mom a peanut butter and nut sandwich when he Fugg Stamped her.

by pimpsicles23 December 13, 2009

THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP

After pulling your dick out from doing anal sex. The fecal matter left on the tip of your dick is quickly squeegee off and than smacked on the tramp stamp leaving the chocolate tramp stamp.

Joe made an example of that bitch and gave her the chocolate tramp stamp.

Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?

by WASTE DEEP November 21, 2018

Strap job

A person who is a Jerk-off, or an asshole. A person you want nothing to do with cause you cant stand them because they act like a douche bag.

Floyd mayweather is a strap job. He only fights guys who are over the hill.

by Earl jr April 4, 2012

strap

n. A gun or firearm, usually a pistol.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third.

by thug4life October 4, 2002

pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

nascar strap

Strap on the back of crocs to keep them on when running fast

Dude: Garett run over here real fast.

Garett: I can't I'm wearing crocs, they'll fall off!
Dude: well put them NASCAR straps on then!

by Jbone47 July 9, 2017

Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.

Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.

by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013