StraightEdge

Someone who doesn't do drugs, or drink. Others should not care whether someone is straight edge in this sense.

"Want to get blazed after school?"
"No, I'm straightedge."
"Ok, thats cool."

by Dragonslayer1318 September 28, 2005

straighterade

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.

He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.

by 72886 January 19, 2008

Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."

1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

Straightedge

A person who promises never to do drugs, drink, smoke, or have promiscuous sex. They may also abstain from other "taboo" things. However, the name of straightedge is being tarnished by people who act "high and mighty" and think they are better than other people just because they say it.

Ruins the name:
'Hey, I'm a straightedge, I'll NEVER do drugs or drink or smoke like any of you.'
'whoop dee fucking doo, we totally give a shit, and we totally think you're way better than us </sarcasm>'

A good straightedge:
'Hey, wanna go out for a drink and stuff tonight?'
'sure'
*at the bar*
'I'll have a nice, cold beer'
'I'll just have a coke'
'wha?'
'oh, I forgot to mention, I'm what you would call 'straightedge'
'OH, I totally respect that, at least you aren't shoving your beliefs up my ass!</sans-sarcasm>'

by Your Mother's Mother's Daughter's Daughter's MOM December 20, 2007

straightedge

Person that doesn't do drugs, smoke, or drink

That chick is a straightedge

by asjh September 20, 2007

straightedge

A ruler, or something that can be used to draw straight lines.

"Does anyone have a straightedge? I need to do my Geometry homework."

by lallalalalalaalallalalalalallalalalalaalalala May 2, 2006