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straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!
by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021
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The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.
When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!
by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020
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Straightener

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience
I need a straightener after failing the driving test again
by Conal Cam May 25, 2008
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Straighties

bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego
on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"
by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020
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Straightness

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo
Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness
by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.
This winter was a real tit straightener.
by Badgerman February 22, 2017
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