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Straightnerise

Another use of the word “Straightner”, ‘Straightner’ meaning to have a fight and is commonly used in the Liverpool region.
You use the the word “Straightnerise” when offering someone out for a fight to settle beef.
Lad 1- “Oi dickhead, i shagged your ma yer know”
Lad 2-“Wot then ye twat, I will fuckn straightnerise you kid”
Lad 1-“cmed yer cunt lets have it
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Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.
Oi help me with a straightener
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Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.
"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)
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Straightener

The name given to a consented pre organized refereed fight event between two people to settle a prolonged conflict or disagreement that they have failed to come to an agreement on and have past the point of resolving matter with discussion.
In representative of themselves or as a representative of opposing groups.

Used as a method of achieving peace on respectable terms with minimal casualties.
“We are having a straightener so we can put this all behind us.”
“We only fight with our fists, we don’t use weapons, we want a straightener.”
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birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.
I just gave you a birthday straightlike.
by richardtation August 10, 2012
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Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
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