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bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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stolex

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.
"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."
by üb3r 1337 April 16, 2005
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Snowleopard

A beautiful blond hair, blue eyed, cutie with a booty who says she doesn't want to be tamed but acts like she does.
Damn snowleopard, girl you hella fine, daddy's gonna poach you now.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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stole my clout

Someone has done something to take your power and fame away
“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?
by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018
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Stolen moments

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.
Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
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Got Stole

To get hit. To get suckerpunched SO QUICKLY that you can't react to counter or duck.
"Ooh, that boy straight got stole!"
by Reggie June 24, 2004
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Stole-On

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming
Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!
by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010
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