get stood on

Can be used interchangeably with ‘get fucked’ however it is a higher level of insult as it implies the person is not worthy of being fucked, rather, they need to get stood on

1)“Sorry I can’t make it to dinner anymore!”

“Get stood on”

2) “I just saw a flying pig”
“Get stood on”

3) “did you hear what she said to me??”
“Tell that bitch to get stood on”

by Imdunk February 27, 2018

Still Stood

When you can't be brought down no matter what has been done to you.

I got kicked out of my spot. My girlfriend left me for my brother. I got fired from my job. Ran into some trouble with the cops and got tased 5 times and I STILL STOOD!

by Eillek Buubz March 18, 2018

One Night Stood

When you are the victim of a one night stand.

Girl waking up after one night stand: Dang! i just got one night stood.

by awesome-0 3000 December 9, 2010

I got stood up

When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.

It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.

by Kurt Janoski October 28, 2022

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.

...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

cyber-stood up

When someone agrees to post you messages or emails on a certain time or day using a computer or digital device with internet connection however they don't post the messages after making such plans.

Person A: He told me that he'll email me tonight, however I was waiting for his email and messages on facebook but it never showed up. I saw him the next day, only for him to tell me, that he forgot to send the important email. He cyber-stood me up. Didn't he cyber-stood me up?

Person B: He clearly cyber-stood up you on that day.

by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015

noble stood

the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.

Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood

by en la casa May 18, 2010