stoned

the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an orgy in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth...

good times

"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt"

"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-

"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-

"live life to the fullest, just get stoned"

"im gonna wake n bake"

by smokedaplant April 18, 2010

stoned

what people do when they find their pink floyd albums

i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo!@

by this isn\'t your friend October 28, 2003

stoned

the best feeling ever after smoking pot.

Im pretty stoned at the moment.

by cassie pearson December 01, 2003

stoned

just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

by rob June 28, 2003

stoned

the point past high were some may feel unconfortable but others (like me) like to be. being high is cool but being stoned is fuckin great

i got stoned before the football game and durring and after. our team lost but i was to stoned to watch it.
afterwords i went to a party and got stoned again stayed high all night stoned alot and passed out after coming home and finishing the icecream. (btw im high now)

by Weedman and Zig Zag September 29, 2007

stoned

Smoking to the point in which ones self is beyond high and sees everything with less reality, better insite, and goes in to deep thought about things and starts an account on a dictionary site for no apparent reason looking at definitions and thinking about those

I was so fucking stoned

by fuck.it...drugs April 08, 2015

stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

by karl moik April 28, 2004