Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments
TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!
TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!
TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!
by DJ20 January 8, 2010
Get the TWSS Stories mug.The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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Get the stolex mug.“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?
by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018
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by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex April 22, 2022
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But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
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A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life
A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.
A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”
A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave
A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave
... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life
A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.
A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”
A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave
A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave
... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
by Stollerstudent September 24, 2019
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