Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

Dumple-Stilt-Skin

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 05, 2006

truck on stilts

having a lifted truck, big tires, and off road 4x4....

Dang look at the truck on stilts he could climb over rocks

by Fordsforlife January 18, 2007

Rumpie Stilt Skin

A tall-lanky character with reddish hair and unsure eyes. The most noticeable characteristic of Rumpie Stilt Skin is his high pitched voice that is only ever used to say "ill offer you.." Rumpie Stilt Skin will only ever appear when he has an exstange to make. If ever faced in confrontation with a Rumpie Stilt Skin do not be too tempted by what he has to offer you, everything he gives he takes two back.

Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.

You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!

The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.

"I'll offer you... a strand of hair and the rub of a knee for you to leave" said Rumpie Stilt Skin

by Epic Chicken Shooting March 17, 2017

Spicy stilts

When your gym teacher whips out bucket stilts, but you get the only non-broken ones.

“Hey johnny, your so lucky, you got the spicy stilts!”

by cjboss! April 11, 2019

Fat girl stilt

When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.

I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022

Stilt Mite

Oregon, regional: Slang term for the "Opiliones" or "Hadrobunus Grandis" known more commonly as the"Daddy long legs".

The tool shed was crawling with stilt mites.

by Buster Magnum February 21, 2016