stilnox

A prescription drug used as a sleep aid. It is called Ambien in the US, Stilnox is the Australian version. When at least two Stilnox pills are consumed, hallucinations occur which could involve an 'earthquake' feeling (loss of balance) and rooms moving, as well as driveways turning into rivers. When 2 pills are consumed, memory is slightly affected however when 3 or more are taken it is very hard to remember anything from the night before. Taken with alcohol and/or weed it can make for a very fun/dreamy experience, the perfect combination involving '2 stilnox 2 beers and 2 cones'. People on Stilnox tend to be very strange, mixing their thought patterns up with their speech. They tend to be very destructive without meaning to, yet are very very funny.

Hayden: "John, you didn't have all 4 of those stilnox did you!?"
John: "Yeah there is 4 of me isn't there!! ...I'M THE BONG PAINTERRR.....hey, weren't we going to see the pixie king?"

by da_straz November 1, 2005

sildo

A silent vibrator, it is often popular among your girls who don't wants people to know their horny and are getting stimulation from a machine.

Ooh, i wish i had my sildo now!

by Ryan Guthrie August 27, 2003

shildo

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

by Natasha March 16, 2005

Geronimo Stilton

The main character in the series of books under the same name

My name is Stilton. Geronimo Stilton. I run the most popular newspaper on Mouse Island. It’s called The Rodents’ Gazette.

by bluestinger66 August 22, 2022

Stilton

A man who just can't help saying cheesy things.
Everything sentence has an elipses after it and most probably one of these ^_^ and he tries too hard to sound cool, but ends up sounding like a complete idiot.

Stilton: You have to hear that song, it has ear splitting beauty...

Stilton: That town you're in is no place for a gentle female metal lover

Stilton: My kittens love to chill under the duvet ^_^

Sitlton: Coffee and cigarettes = a good morning for DaWN.

by mynamegoeshere September 2, 2006

shildog

A word given to a cigerette or Spliff that has been rolled terribly and looks like a shit rapped in paper. Normally this word is said in an Alabama accent.

ahh dude jacobs just rolled a total shildog!
SHILDOG!
SHILDOG!

by (MPK) July 5, 2010

Shildo

A "shit" frozen and then used as a dildo.

Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"

by MTP-Warrior. September 30, 2015