dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011
"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
by steve lol February 17, 2013
Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.
P.S: He is hungry for money.
P.S: He is hungry for money.
"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
by Ricky01 November 24, 2007
Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.
Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.
Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.
Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.
Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.
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Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."
Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"
Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"
Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."
Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"
Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"
by Jeongf January 29, 2008
This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"
by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 20, 2013
Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
by The Bandito June 08, 2006
An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.
No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you
by the_underachiever October 22, 2012