Steve-Job

When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010

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It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021

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The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

by baggage6040 November 19, 2011

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The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.

Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.

by JustinIsNotCool February 4, 2009

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To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.

"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."

by Chiens May 26, 2008

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The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.

Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!

by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011

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