When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.
Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.
Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.
Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!
Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?
Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.
Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?
Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.
Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
by SOBKiller504 September 02, 2010
Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.
by Dick Picker January 27, 2023
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
by TacticalMoFo June 02, 2006
Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
by tangent1021 October 23, 2015
Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.
by SenselessNoise September 07, 2010
by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021
The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
by baggage6040 November 19, 2011