Skip to main content

Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011
mugGet the Seasonal Dread mug.

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).
The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.
by Tree Lover December 25, 2015
mugGet the seasonal ghost mug.

seasonal asshole disorder

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017
mugGet the seasonal asshole disorder mug.

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019
mugGet the Seasonal Merch mug.

seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.
“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”
by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019
mugGet the seasonal head mug.

seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
mugGet the seasonally harassed mug.

Seasonal Goth Girlfriend

While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.

The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.

Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!

- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
by widebased September 30, 2022
mugGet the Seasonal Goth Girlfriend mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email