The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.
Jerry: She's into it.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The menage.
George: That's unbelievable!
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!
George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!
George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...
As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The menage.
George: That's unbelievable!
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!
George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!
George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...
As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
by Ryan Jackson April 20, 2007
Get the steezo mug.a word for a person so steezy, so clean, and so freaking crispy, that the person becomes a monster. steezin' from head to toe; from the dirty bucks to pomade in the hair.
by sambattles November 30, 2010
Get the steeze monster mug.The science of steez (style with ease) when someone is so stylish without even trying you know they study steezics
by cleeborpzzzzzzz October 12, 2013
Get the steezics mug.going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011
Get the jesus seizure mug.by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015
Get the little seizures mug.When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.
"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."
"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011
Get the Noob seizure mug.when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
by samsarai February 23, 2011
Get the Cum Seizure mug.