Alaskan Steamroller

This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.

Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!

by Alaskan Steamroller May 29, 2018

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.

When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.

by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019

cuban steamroller

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.

Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.

by DoleDUck February 24, 2014

smallwood steamroller

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

louisiana steamroller

When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.

Hey Brad how was that chick last night?

It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.

by Kevin's not my real name February 27, 2020

Colorado Steamboot

When you’ve snowboarding all day and your toes are cold so you drop a log in each boot to keep warm.

Luke and I got stuck up on nipple from some avi danger so we preformed Colorado Steamboot to keep warm.

by VictorAR December 30, 2021