Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

in the stable

The brony equivalent of being in the closet.

A brony that is in the stable has not yet told anyone outside of the internet about their love for My Little Pony, for fear of damaging relationships or alienating people.

John's favourite pony was Rarity, but he couldn't bring himself to put pictures of her on his wall because he was still in the stable.

by Hazzat October 2, 2011

Captain Stabbin'

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.

This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.

by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012

Saubhagya

A very genuine person who's truth and integrity pierces even through the dark. A blessing of God. Handsome, caring, kind, loving, pure are very words few to describe. A hope , zeal of life and fortune in everyone's life.

Want to be Saubhagya..

by God's child forever August 25, 2021

stabbed in the back

To be betrayed by one's friends

Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

by The Duke of Banterburry March 10, 2016

Stabalone

An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.

Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

cabin stabbing

An episode of rough sex involving the use of the penis as a weapon to "stab" the female.

It elicits a reaction celled "agony" in Jamaican lingo, but is far from painful.

Similar to daggering, but without the intervention of clothes.

Happy Abbey slept snug as a bug in a rug after she had been hauled against a wall for some cabin stabbing.

"I'm tired of holding hands and watching movies", grumbled Anna. "When are you going to give me a proper cabin stabbing?".

by BioHazardX May 18, 2014