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Statistics AP

A division of math that requires much writing and analytical thought. Taken by AP nerds, those hellbent on going to the 'best' colleges, or by those with a masochistic streak. Can be taken in place of Caluculus, or, for those who really enjoy self-punishment, concurrently. Mostly taken by seniors.
I'm taking Statistics AP this year because I don't feel like taking Calc AP, but my year wouldn't be hellish enough without it.
by Ms. Midori February 17, 2009
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the unwanted lovechild of math and english.
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statistically significant other

A significant other whose status is not created by a agreed-upon relationship status but by how much time is spent with them. Could also be considered a behavioral significant other.

Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."
Since he spent twice as much time with Karen as with any of the other girls he was dating, his friends called Karen his statistically significant other.
by Brett Lider February 5, 2009
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United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.
Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.
by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009
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United States Obsession

Is the term of a condition, used to describe a group of Non-Americans, with bias opinions, who are obsessed with talking about the United States of America.

1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.

2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.

3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.

4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-

*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*

-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.

5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
Person 1: The United States is filled with nothing but Fat People, who eat cheeseburgers all day.

Person2: And you know this how?

Person 1: I saw it on Telly.

Person2: Right.....
_____________________________

Person 3: All Americans are stupid.

Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?

Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.

Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?

Person 3: It just does.

Person 4: Right.......
______________________________

Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.

Person 1 and 3: No we don't!

Person 5: Right......
by NC_lover24 September 28, 2009
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Statistical Mechanics

The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).

What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".

It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
"You going to statistical mechanics?"
"No fucking way, I'm making noodles for lunch!"
by Nathan J. Croe January 20, 2010
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United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America
Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.
by Macd00d January 10, 2006
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