StarFucked!

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.

Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.

by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009

Starfucks

A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.

guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*

by El domarino July 4, 2014

starfucking

Slightly raunchier synonym for namedropping.

If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.

by ilk June 3, 2004

starfuck

one who screws famous people. A starfucker.

The egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starfuck at his side.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 30, 2006

starfucked

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity

Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!

by stoneham June 4, 2018

Starfuck

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

by fratsarestupid May 9, 2011

Starfucker

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019