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Starfish 

A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.
"Who'd you lay last night?"

"Frankie."

"Really? What was that like?"

"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."
Starfish by monstars22 February 14, 2012

Starfish 

Referring to one's anus...due to the resemblance.
In prison ,the corrections officer told me and my celly to grab our ass cheeks and cough,I asked ,does it look like a starfish back there boss? !
Starfish by UNITED WRIOT February 1, 2016

starfish 

(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.
I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
starfish by P Devlin March 11, 2008

Starfish 

When your fisting a women's ass or vagina and then open your hand inside her
Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.
Starfish by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018

starfish 

The action of placing your open hand on someones face and yelling 'Starfish!'
Used to annoy or when the conversation has dropped/ become boring.
Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah...STARFISH!!! *thunk* :D
Alex: gahwhatthehell?!?
starfish by Klepto_Koala June 25, 2010

Starfish 

Just lays there while you fuck it, often because of money
Jon Scarce: Celestia Vega is a fucking starfish!
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money
Starfish by DarkDick January 17, 2017