My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.

1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.

by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Staples

Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.

Sell more Product Replacement Plans!

by Staples Employee July 15, 2008