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like-stalker

A Facebook friend who clicks the "like" button on nearly everything you post.
Yeah, this guy that I just friended on Facebook is a like-stalker - he keeps liking all my status updates. Not sure if he's a true stalker or just stalker-ish... but, he is kinda cute...
by snowscape January 2, 2011
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stalker guilt syndrome

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.
Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!
by Abe The Awesome June 23, 2008
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Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
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facebook ex stalker

When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.
Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.

Jill: Oh gees.
by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010
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Trout stalker

You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis
"- I hate how Amanda is such a trout stalker, shes only out for my penis."
by ElectricFlamme3 August 16, 2020
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Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out
Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.
by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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Dry Stalker

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.
Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna
by LickyBB December 3, 2016
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