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stalinites

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view
We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.
by Ofashea October 6, 2020
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Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium
by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022
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Stalinium

Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. It’s made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. It’s an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.
“Stalinium is a strong yet light aloy.”
by Legally Skilled December 3, 2020
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Staline II

the glorious leader of the glorious RDUISC, head of the revolution against AN and soon to be possesor of Staline's Glorious moustache
truly, Staline II is not a dictator, we are free to speak or minds in his presence without getting arrested by his guards
by bibi lagrillade April 14, 2022
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stabilized

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.
Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!
by NMBurnout May 29, 2005
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stalinist

1. Someone who thinks they have all the answers.
2. Someone who tells you do what they say, but not what they do.
3. People who think that they should be able to tell everyone else how to live.
4. Someone who would be happy to KILL you if you disagree with them.
SEE: Hilary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Any News Anchor from ABC,CBS, NBC, CNN, BBC, CBC, et al
Hilary will institute the Gulag system in America if she is elected, just like her Stalinist Hero's
by tightasafishesass April 30, 2006
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smallinize

(vt) to make smaller.
As in, "Sean smallinized the roster to fit in his wallet."
by Schwartz5534 October 14, 2007
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