statass

when you have your phone in your back pocket and accidentally make a facebook status/tweet with your ass.

Glory: "Chelsea what does your status mean?"
Chelsea: "I didn't update my status.."
Glory: Yeah you did, you said 'ebbggknws'
Chelsea; "oh no.. that was a statass."

by glory&Laryn&Ara&Chelsea August 11, 2010

hot strats

Hot strategies. Good techniques.

"Oh man Charles gets so many girls he's got hot strats."

"I can win this game easy, I have some hot strats up my sleeve."

by Mancoollllll November 29, 2016

StatassHole

When a person slams you on Facebook, or continues to post stupid things they have done all day long, or chain posts.

"I got bad mouthed on FB last night by my ex. What a "statasshole".

by All this and smart, too. March 13, 2010

strats

Srategies used by pro gamers to own noobs. Usually associated with rts games (real time strategy).

I used my uber strats to pwn this noob

by Soccrmastr October 16, 2005

School starts at 7:30

The mantra of the greatest neighborhood high school in Chicago, TAFT High School. The phrase "School starts at 7:30" was popularized by the pragmatic and sometimes controversial principal, Mr. G in 2015 and reinforced with a series of humorous short videos. These videos include the principal riding a BMX bike, playing the drums and popping a wheely on a motorcycle. More videos were provided by state politicians, Chicago sports icons and Snooki from Jersey Shore fame.

I have to volunteer at the homeless shelter, do my homework and my chores so I can get to bed early because School starts at 7:30.

by Eagle 58 September 23, 2019

Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

true stats

Similar to true dat, but for geeks.

"Dood, pommes frites tomorrow?"
"True stats."

by Your face biotch January 11, 2009