Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

Squirtle Squad

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.

1.Squirtle Squad was not defined then noted so on MLIA, here i am making it happen for the world! Your Welcome

2. I have the Squirtle Squad T-Shirt!! ... Your a FAG!

by GeezusJuice October 16, 2009

Squirtle Squirt

A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."

by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

Squirtle

The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle

Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!

by Will =D July 1, 2009

squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.

Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina

by frozzz January 23, 2010