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squizzle 

Squizzle (verb) - To flail about like a caffeinated octopus while trying to avoid adult responsibilities, often resulting in a spectacular display of awkwardness and laughter from onlookers.

THE WORD AND DEFINITION ARE A JOKE MAKE BY AI (GPT-4o mini)
When the alarm went off on Monday morning, I squizzled out of bed, flopping around like a fish out of water, desperately trying to find my coffee.
squizzle by Bumblefuzz McSnortle August 15, 2025
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Fur squizzle 

Means for sure, in your very own weird way.
Fur squizzle by Cj3ss33 August 6, 2018

lemon squizzle

A cool person.
Often used after the phrase fo shizzle, meaning for sure or of course.
lemon squizzle by clawzyoface December 3, 2009
a person , male or female, that seems non threating, nerdy or innoscent, like a cute little fuzzy squirrle. but when givin the chance, will lie steal, or decieve you like a sneaky little weasle.
meeting someone for the 1st time at a party, we all pitch in for the beer, and that person was given the money to make the run, only not to ever return,, he didnt seem the type , he pulled a straight "squezzle"move. get it?square- nerd- clean cut-school boy,,,
squezzle by dondizzle95822 June 4, 2010

squizzer 

Look, there's a squizzer nibbling through my brake pipes!
squizzer by Lozzachops February 7, 2007

squazzles 

To suck someone's penis
She gave squazzles to me yesterday.
Get on your knees bitch, give squazzles quick fast.
squazzles by benji c July 10, 2006

Squizzler 

Female Cum, mostly found in vaginal passages; it is made by the body as a natural lubricant. Usually quite clear or white. Sometimes stringy and or gunky. If yellow or green seek medical help as there may be infection. Not to be confused with periods.
My squizzler is clear this week, no issues on the home font;
Squizzler by R and A :) June 28, 2010