squirreling

(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,

Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.

by steeeeveo October 16, 2006

Squirreling

To act like a fucking retard, or a Clay.

Excuse me sir, but why didnt you do your homework?

Oh i was just squirreling

by sk8flip420yo September 21, 2009

squirrelling

A person who is very curious, is jumping/running around always looking for something new and exciting to do, and who absolutely can not sit still. Basically just like a squirrel.

He is always squirrelling around and never sitting stil.

by icream December 29, 2011

Squirrelfinger

To quickly swipe one's finger up a girl's crotch to see if she's wet meaning she's interested in you. It's a quick fluff and a puff up a muff.

He couldn't tell for sure whether she was into him, so he gave her a quick swipe with the squirrelfinger to be sure.

by Agent 00Squirrelfinger October 21, 2008

Squirreling

A female who is so horny that she needs to orgasm soon. She has been eagerly anticipating the arrival of her lover and is on the verge of having a spontaneous orgasm. She is sitting on her "nut", ready for it to "bust". Females who are capable of multiple orgasms are sitting on a pile of many nuts. Just like Squirrels who save their nuts for winter (the coldest season ever), she has been saving her nuts for a stone cold freak and does not want to waste them because they are the sweetest joy.

Homegirl1: "Girl, what you doin?"
Bestie: "I am Squirreling like a motherfucker, if I don't get some soon I'm gonna bust!"
Homegirl1:"Squirreling? Wtf is that?"
Bestie:"I am sitting on a pile of nuts"
Homegirl1: "LMAO You are so stupid!!!!"
Horny AF Multiple Orgasms Ready For Sex

by ChocTini12 August 26, 2017

Squirrelling

verb. Sexual activity between two or more people in a hyper squirrel like manner.

It was a cold rainy day, so Kala and I squirrelled by the fire and then nested the rest of the night.

The way those two look at each other, they must squirrel like champions.

Ryan drove off the road while dry squirrelling, distracted by the size of her camel toe.

The two young kids were dry squirrelling to a Whitney Houston song, to avoid abortion expenses.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012

squirreling

to be on somebodys "nuts"
to be clingy

Son your girl be squirreling she stays calling you.

by drequin April 30, 2010