Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.

"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"

by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008

Shower squirrel

A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.

'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'

by Digital_Prophet March 18, 2009

squirrel ass nigga

A term used to describe someone that is hard to catch. This description is common, inner-city slang and typically used when someone successfully evades police capture due to speed and agility.

Person #1: Tha lawz ain’t neva catch’n Deondrae.

Person #2: Word. He be a squirrel ass nigga!

by Sir Willam Wallace April 29, 2013

Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.

Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.

by kmackk March 26, 2011

Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018

squirrel blanket

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

by quinwithey December 18, 2008

st pete squirrel

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.

maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.

by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006